Funny birthday wishes: Homer

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. I don't wanna go to that stupid birthday party.

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I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. I don't wanna go to that stupid birthday party.
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Just when you thought that you were out they pulled you back in. Nobody can escape getting older. Happy birthday!
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Remember, What we do in life echoes in eternity. Happy birthday!
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Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. Happy birthday!
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Today I am gonna take a picture of you because you're gonna get worse.
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I will make you an offer you can’t refuse. Tonight you will buy diner for the whole family.