Funny birthday wishes: Homer 2

Save me, Jeebus! I hate birthday parties.

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The bucket list

We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.
Harry - Something's Gotta Give

I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth. Today I tell you, you still look fantastic!
Michel

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. Happy birthday!
Homer

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. I don't wanna go to that stupid birthday party.
Most famous quote

I love life because what more is there.
Officer Crabtree

I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to wosh you a hippy birthday!
What would Al Bundy say?

Today I am gonna take a picture of you because you're gonna get worse.
Rocky Balboa

You're a great champion, you got heart!
The godfather

I will make you an offer you can’t refuse. Tonight you will buy diner for the whole family.