Funny birthday wishes: Rocky Balboa's trainer

Today you're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!

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Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. Happy birthday!
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We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.
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I love life because what more is there.
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I am disgeesed as poloceman so I am oble to wosh you a hippy birthday!
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I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth. Today I tell you, you still look fantastic!
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I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. I don't wanna go to that stupid birthday party.
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Today I am gonna take a picture of you because you're gonna get worse.
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You're a great champion, you got heart!
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I will make you an offer you can’t refuse. Tonight you will buy diner for the whole family.