I wish you the boss's office, salary of his boss and the successes of the bravest people in the world!
Artificial intelligence is a nice thing. I told my computer that today is your birthday and he answered that you need an upgrade!
We know that when you get older you receive a card written in very big letters. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Aging is still the only way we have found to live longer.
Growing old is like constantly being punished for a crime you haven't committed.
Inside everyone there is a younger person. Yours is wondering what the hell happened.
This is the oldest you have ever been.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because it's bad as it is.
I’m just here for the free drinks and cake.
Happy birthday! May you live to be as old as you look...
If you're feeling down about getting older, consider how I must feel. I will be at your age once.
At your age you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions anymore.
From now on the candles cost more than the cake.
Your age goes up and everything else goes a little bit lower.
Birthdays are very dangerous, too many of them will kill you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't complain... I'm older than you!
Geen opmerkingen:
Een reactie posten