Funny birthday wishes: Wiseguy

Today our favourite wiseguy gets a little wiser.

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We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. So only do the things you like this year. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the ...
The gladiator (2)

Remember, What we do in life echoes in eternity. Happy birthday!
Rocky Balboa

You're a great champion, you got heart!
Transporter

On your birthday you may forget all about rule number three. Today you can open the package.
Harry - Something's Gotta Give

I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth. Today I tell you, you still look fantastic!
Michel

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. Happy birthday!
Most famous quote

I love life because what more is there.
The gladiator

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.
Homer

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. I don't wanna go to that stupid birthday party.